Some Things I'm Not

• effusive
• tall
• poker-faced
• reckless

Art & Work Last Week

1. Saw a glass anvil.
2. Saw a metal quilt.
3. Used the term "tromp l'oeil" twice.
4. Was told I'd have made a good Navy man, due to the fact that I take my coffee black.
5. Someone used the word "amber" as a verb in place of "highlight," as in, "I noticed one sentence was ambered."
6. Participated in a critique.

Best Sports Announcers

1. Jonathan Green and Steve Martin for World Superbike
2. Bob Varsha, David Hobbs and Steve Matchett for Formula 1
3. Hawk and DJ for White Sox games

List of Blogs

I have three blogs:

• Listwork
• Sketchwork
• Artwork
  

Why I Have a Stomach Ache Today

Because last night I had:

1. chips and dip
2. deviled egg
3. barbecue sandwich
4. glass of wine
5. strawberry cake
6. gin & tonic
   

Artists Pandora Needs to Stop Playing on My Station

• The Grateful Dead
• Led Zeppelin
• Elton John
• XTC
• Creedence Clearwater Revival
• Radiohead
• Neil Young
• Fleetwood Mac
• The Doors

Artists on My Very Own Very Mellow Pandora Radio Station

• Billy Joel
• David Bowie
• Elvis Costello
• Joe Jackson
• Paul Simon
• Squeeze
• The Beatles
• The Kinks
• The Police
• The Velvet Underground
• The Who
• Van Morrison