Things I will do to make it feel like it’s really Fall in South Florida:
- Hang my autumn wreath on the front door
- Buy the “Harvest” scented Yankee Candle
- Stop at Starbucks for a Pumpkin Spice Latte
- Wear closed-toe shoes
- Make shortcut pumpkin bread
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Jobs My Husband Might Find at the International Goat Days Festival (September 10-11 in Millington)
1. Goat farmer
2. Goat wrangler
3. Goat rodeo clown
4. Maker of artisanal goat cheeses
5. Goat chariot maker
6. Goat chariot race referee
7. Anvil exploder (though anvil exploding is not taking place at the festival this year)
8. Professional horseshoe thrower
9. Something involving tractors
10. Bluegrass musician