Eleven Studio Mascots

1. The newest: Farting Domo

 2. A plastic hotdog

 3. A Barbie

 4., 5., 6., 7. These guys

 8. Partick Thistle Football Club rubber ducky

 9. An old man I don't know - I call him Harry

10. and 11. Romantic weddings 2001 Barbie and a piñata that looks like me

Things I Got from My Dad

My dad passed away on April 13. Here are some things I inherited from him:

• my artistic ability
• my eyebrows
• my vanity
• an appreciation for old movies
• a preoccupation with correct grammar
• an inability to eat chili without Fritos
• a dislike of formality

Three Things to Know When Making a Painting

1. When to keep going
2. When not to abandon it
3. When to stop