Under My Brother's Couch

1. a bowl
2. five pencils
3. two bottle caps
4. a New Yorker subscription card
5. one slipper
6. a Titleist golf ball
7. a small Superball
8. $1.62 in change
9. lint
10. a dreidel
11. a half-pack of Juicy Fruit chewing gum
12. a larger Superball
13. a copy of "My Two Hands, My Two Feet" by Rick Walton
14. the queen of diamonds
15. 14 Legos
16. a Van Halen cassette
17. one AAA battery

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