Best New Year's Eve Ever

My friends and I tend toward hyperbole when we get together. Here are some of the best things from our New Year's Eve. Best. Things. Ever.

• This is the best toffee ever!
• Purple Rain is the greatest song ever recorded!
• Quincy Jones is the most influential person in music!
• Miles Davis's autobiography was the best book ever!
• Templeton Rye is the best whiskey ever!
• In Your Eyes is the greatest song of all time!
• He's the best person she's every been married to!