All 'Memphis Beat' Needs to Become a Good Show

1. new writers who are also good writers
2. for the actors to spend time in Memphis to hear what we really sound like (hint: not like people in Savannah and not like people in New Orleans)
3. to film here

Easy peasy.






















photo from wikipedia.org

A Few Awesome Beards My Husband and I Found on the Internet

1. William Cullen Bryant






















2. Lawrence Weiner














3. This guy from The Sartorialist

Sounds of Rural Georgia

1. Bugs
2. Frogs
3. Fireworks
4. People yelling "Woooooo!"

More Overheard in My Office

"Have you ever seen me drunk?"

"I wasn't aware they launched any satellites from Nashville!"

"So now we have to add BS to this list."

"That's just a speedbump, man, in the road of life."

"That just proves that I don't drink box wine!"

"Do you want these pancakes?" "He's vegetarian."

"Oh really? You don't eat beets?"

"No... beadspreads, not comforters!"

"Have you ever had a snake chase you?"

Guestlist: The Incredible Edible Egg

Dishes I've Eaten Recently That Were Improved by the Presence of a Fried Egg by Stephanie Chockleyblog 

1. A/M Breakfast at Andrew Michael
2. Duck Fried Rice at South of Beale
3. Sunshine Burger at Huey's

(editor's note: fried eggs make everything better)

Celebrities I Have Dreamed About This Week

1. Chris Hardwick
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Diane von Furstenberg
4. Jeff Goldblum - Contest closed! We have a winner!!!
   

Useless Keys on My Keyboard

1. Insert
2. End
3. Num Lock