"Have you ever seen me drunk?"
"I wasn't aware they launched any satellites from Nashville!"
"So now we have to add BS to this list."
"That's just a speedbump, man, in the road of life."
"That just proves that I don't drink box wine!"
"Do you want these pancakes?" "He's vegetarian."
"Oh really? You don't eat beets?"
"No... beadspreads, not comforters!"
"Have you ever had a snake chase you?"
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