Saturday, June 25, 2011

More Overheard in My Office

"Have you ever seen me drunk?"

"I wasn't aware they launched any satellites from Nashville!"

"So now we have to add BS to this list."

"That's just a speedbump, man, in the road of life."

"That just proves that I don't drink box wine!"

"Do you want these pancakes?" "He's vegetarian."

"Oh really? You don't eat beets?"

"No... beadspreads, not comforters!"

"Have you ever had a snake chase you?"

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