Overheard at the Bon-Ton Cafe

Please note that these were all said by the same loud guy at the next table during the course of one breakfast:

1. "She cut me with a knife and I pushed her away."
2. "...an artist with no arms..."
3. "Wink Martindale was on Joker's Wild. I really need to look that up."
4. "He and Tiny Tim were pretty close."
5. "...with some air holes in it!"
6. "Buy better innertubes!"