Friday, February 15, 2008

Overheard at the Bon-Ton Cafe

Please note that these were all said by the same loud guy at the next table during the course of one breakfast:
  1. "She cut me with a knife and I pushed her away."
  2. "...an artist with no arms..."
  3. "Wink Martindale was on Joker's Wild. I really need to look that up."
  4. "He and Tiny Tim were pretty close."
  5. "...with some air holes in it!"
  6. "Buy better innertubes!"

1 comment:

Memphisotan said...

I'm going to go look up that guy's blog so I can find the list of overheard tractor jokes.