Saturday, December 13, 2008

What to Do If You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie

1. Keep your clothes on.
2. Stay out of the woods.
3. Don't have sex.

4 comments:

RJA said...

But what if it's a lumberjack porn horror movie?

Mrs. Katherine said...

And don't run UP the stairs for heaven's sake!

hamlett said...

and if, somehow, you get the bad guy down, don't run away, go ahead and put one in the brain. make sure he/she doesn't ever get up again. for pete's sake, put one in the brain.

David Hinske said...

There is nothing in the basement that you really need right then.