1. Keep your clothes on.
2. Stay out of the woods.
3. Don't have sex.
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4 comments:
But what if it's a lumberjack porn horror movie?
And don't run UP the stairs for heaven's sake!
and if, somehow, you get the bad guy down, don't run away, go ahead and put one in the brain. make sure he/she doesn't ever get up again. for pete's sake, put one in the brain.
There is nothing in the basement that you really need right then.
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