Friday, August 13, 2010

How I Imagine My Big Brother Spending His Birthday Tomorrow

  1. Getting up at 4 in the morning to wait on the paper.
  2. Throwing his back out doing the word jumble.
  3. Taking some receipts to Kinko's to get laminated.
  4. Driving really slowly down Park.
  5. Offering people hard candies.
  6. Eating dinner at the Piccadilly at 4:30.
  7. Watching reruns of Murder She Wrote.

1 comment:

RJA said...

1. If I don't, I'm pretty sure my neighbor steals it.

2. Saturday's jumble is the meatiest.

3. And some copies of yesterday's Dr. Gott column.

4. Kids and their maniacal driving with their FM music turned up too loud.

5. Butterscotch.

6. $3.99 meat-and-two before 5 p.m.

7. I borrow my Murder She Wrote VHS tapes from the library.