1. At the grocery store I dropped a blueberry yogurt and it exploded on my pants. This was not the first thing that happened, but it was the least irritating, as I have already stated that I do not mind doing laundry.
2. After picking up our new work computers (that part was definitely not irritating!) I decided to feast on some fish tacos at nearby Las Tortugas, but when I got there it was closed until January 8th. I knew I shouldn't have gone back to work this week.
3. To emphasize that I shouldn't have gone back to work this week, while I was attempting to set up our new computers (as the default "tech person" because my husband used to work with computers), I accidently caused our main computer, the one with all of the files on it, to shut down and require signing in with a password - a password that I do not know and do not have written down - causing me to have to call the actual tech people, the ones who charge us money, the ones I was trying to avoid having to call so often by getting new computers.