City of Memphis Core Values

• Honesty, in All Transactions
• Excellence, in All We Do
• Responsiveness, to All We Serve
• Safety, in All Environments

Really? Are you sure?

Why I Have a Love-Hate Relationship with Bananas

1. They are delicious.
2. They are good for me.
3. They go bad too quickly.
4. I cannot type while eating one.

1988 Movies That Would've Made Good Painting Titles for My Show

1. 18 Again!
2. Arthur 2: On the Rocks
3. Big
4. Bright Lights, Big City
5. Cocktail
6. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
7. Eight Men Out
8. Hairspray
9. Hellbound: Hellraiser II
10. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
11. The Land Before Time
12. License to Drive
13. Midnight Run
14. My Stepmother Is an Alien
15. Rain Man
16. Rattle and Hum
17. Running on Empty
18. Stand and Deliver
19. Tapeheads
20. Young Guns

Adding to Previous List

7. I will be happy when this zombie stuff is over. Man, zombies really freak me out. When I want to be freaked out by zombies/entertained, I will watch Shaun of the Dead. (Note to Zombies: I do not begrudge you your Zombiefest! They just freak my s***.)

Just Some Stuff

1. This is so ugly it hurts my eyes.




























2. The price of stamps is going up again. Argh.

3. On a happier note, I was interviewed yesterday for a story about my upcoming show! (Which, by the way, is next Friday May 2 at Material.)

4. Today, for the first time ever I went back to my hairdresser to get something fixed. It was a bit uneven, and I am the queen of symmetry.

5. Public art & sky


















6. Cute kid

What I Did While Babysitting the Quartet Last Night

1. Watched lots of coin tosses to see whose game would be played.
2. Helped GK walk on the wood lining their landscaping, as she said "Hep me, Tooby."
3. Tried unsuccessfully to convince GK to go inside, then watched C do it with no problem.
4. Watched the movie "Underdog" with running commentary by GK: "Woof woof. Where woof woof? Woof woof!"
5. Played 2 minutes of a board game with C, JP & S.
6. Played about 10 minutes of another board game, but we never finished.
7. Texted with Katherine.
   
8. Got GK to say "Katherine" - it was more like "Kahwhen" but close enough.
   
9. Watched C comfort GK when she got a little upset.
   
10. Watched #9 a second time, during which he discerned that she wanted some Spaghettio's.
11. Got JP to go to sleep! (I know, not that that's difficult.)
12. Got S to lay down! (That is difficult!)
13. Watched C entertain GK, and wondered why I was even there, because he was doing a much better job.
14. Got S to go to sleep!
15. Watched C get GK to go to sleep, then watched TV with C until right before his parents came home - it's like he could sense it.
    

My Stations on Pandora Radio

This should come as a surprise to no one:

1. David Bowie Radio
2. Nina Simone Radio
3. Spoon Radio
4. Eels Radio
5. The Kinks Radio
6. The Police Radio