Best New Year's Eve Ever

My friends and I tend toward hyperbole when we get together. Here are some of the best things from our New Year's Eve. Best. Things. Ever.

• This is the best toffee ever!
• Purple Rain is the greatest song ever recorded!
• Quincy Jones is the most influential person in music!
• Miles Davis's autobiography was the best book ever!
• Templeton Rye is the best whiskey ever!
• In Your Eyes is the greatest song of all time!
• He's the best person she's every been married to!

Thoughts on Belle & Sebastian: O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Listen to Belle & Sebastian's version of O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

1. This is the first time I've ever actually wanted to listen to O Come, O Come, Emmanuel.
2. Not even Belle & Sebastian could make it into something I enjoy listening to.
3. Until the female singer started - who knew this song could be so creepy!
4. I'm a sucker for a melodica.

The Only 3 Appropriate Subjects for a Painting, per Jack Donaghy

1. The horse
2. Ships with sails
3. Men holding up swords while staring off into the distance

Guestlist: Interviews

People I Have Interviewed for an Upcoming Article, by Richard Alley

1. Mike
2. Mike
3. Michael
4. Mike

Found in my Purse

1. a spoon
2. unused labels from my show
3. expired coupon

Orange Things on the Table Beside Me

1. Plastic cup half full of water
2. Tiny sewing scissors
3. Big bowl previously full of popcorn

Proof That I Have a Pen Habit