Tweeting Traffic Court

Since not everyone here is on Twitter, and because I crack myself up, I'm making a list of what I tweeted while standing in line for traffic court.

1. At 201 for traffic court, trying not to breathe in.
2. Not supposed to have my phone on in here, but wanted to make sure y'all are aware the kid in front of me is grinding his teeth.
3. Not sure why I bothered showering today.
4. How many times can you reapply Purell before your skin starts to sting?
5. Answer: 57 times in a 70-minute period. Ouch.
6. BIG EXHALE and a hazmat shower.