Jobs My Husband Might Find at the International Goat Days Festival (September 10-11 in Millington)
1. Goat farmer
2. Goat wrangler
3. Goat rodeo clown
4. Maker of artisanal goat cheeses
5. Goat chariot maker
6. Goat chariot race referee
7. Anvil exploder (though anvil exploding is not taking place at the festival this year)
8. Professional horseshoe thrower
9. Something involving tractors
10. Bluegrass musician
1 comment:
i vote for #3.
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