Saturday, December 25, 2010

Santa's Advice for Buddy the Elf

  1. You see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not free candy.
  2. There are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original, but the real one is on 11th.
  3. If you see a sign that says "Peep Show," that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

Merry Christmas!

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