S*** Michael Kors Says

A collection of crazy phrases Michael Kors has used to describe the designers' looks while judging this season's Project Runway*

• Flintstone disco pouch
• ugly napkin clothes
• sea vixen Barbie
• Joan Crawford St. Patty's Day party (personal favorite)
• Victorian cocktail waitress in Las Vegas
• a hooker convention coming home
• superhero ice skater
• suede lobster bib
• Brady Bunch dashiki

*Disclaimer: I purposefully did not watch the stilt-walker team challenge because, well, it was a stilt-walker team challenge. And I may have missed a couple at the end of the season, but really he got kind of lazy in his descriptions and just randomly threw out the word "disco."