Thursday, April 12, 2007

I Will Always Love This Man




For Kurt Vonnegut:
1. Listen. The book Bluebeard changed my life.
a. It was the first Kurt Vonnegut book I ever read.
b. It was given to me by Robin in the 11th grade, which really sealed the deal on her becoming my best friend.
c. It is about an artist, and I think I learned more about art history from that book than from any of the art history books I've read.
d. I made myself memorize part of it, in the hopes I'd get to use this against one of my teachers: "To anyone who can draw, the idea of putting the appearance of something into words is like trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner out of ball bearings and broken glass.
e. When I went to New York for the first time, I wanted to see the Museum of Modern art because that was such a climactic scene in this book, and I think of it everytime I go there.

2. Slaughterhouse Five
a. I tried to talk my high school English teachers into letting us read that book instead of all the damn Shakespeare.
b. At MCA when I was a freshman, we did read the book, thanks to the fabulous English teacher, Ed (I wish I could remember his last name).
c. We also watched the movie in class. I did not like it, but I understand that Mr. Vonnegut did.
d. I re-read that book last year.

3. Cat's Cradle
a. What can you say about this book but holy shit?
b. RJA has some interesting theories about this book.
c. A former bat-shit crazy roommate stole my best copy of this book.

4. Sirens of Titan - holy shit. This book still blows my mind when I think about it.

5. God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
a. I read this book, which is freaking hilarious, in the car alone with my stepdad from Panama City to Memphis.
b. I kept laughing out loud, but was unable to explain to him why, because the book is just too nutty, and I didn't think he'd agree on the hilarity of it anyway.
c. I memorized something from this book, too - Mr. Rosewater's favorite poem, which he saw on a bathroom wall: "We don't piss in your ashtrays, so don't throw your butts in our urinals." Or something to that effect.

6. Breakfast of Champions
a. I'm with you on this one, Dwayne.
b. I did enjoy this movie, which had Bruce Willis and Nick Nolte in it. Albert Finney as Kilgore Trout. Mr. Vonnegut himself had a cameo.
c. Love the drawings in this one.

7. Slapstick
a. I still sometimes think about how in this book gravity stopped working for a few seconds, and how that changed all of civilization, and how much that idea freaks me out.
b. I love how his books have subtitles, this one is: Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!

8. Deadeye Dick - blam.

9. Jailbird
a. I read this one in 11th grade - I would read it during class and totally space out - I felt like I was in New York instead of in my American History class.
b. When I went to MCA, Amy Carter was there also and I always envied that her father (Jimmy Carter) was mentioned in a Kurt Vonnegut book.

10. There are plenty of his books that I have not read. I have been saving them all for this sad, sad day. So it goes.




I gave this to Robin when she moved away when I was in 12th grade (I'm still a bit peeved at her parents for that). Now, however many years later, we do not know what my note means.



Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Things I Am Happy to Get to Wear One More Time During Our Cold Spell

1. Corduroy pants
2. Knee socks
3. Tall Boots
4. My favorite sweaters
5. This awesome orange raincoat from the H&M in Chicago

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

What?

I made a rule for myself that a list must consist of at least 3 things, however I must break my own rule just this once.
I just found this list that I wrote, and I have no idea what it means:

car - dress, painting
1st floor - CSP drwgs

Sunday, April 8, 2007

One of the Funniest Lists Ever

from The Jerk
1. The Lord loves a workin' man.
2. Don't trust whitey.
3. See a doctor and get rid of it.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

TV This Week

1. What Not to Wear - the British version - is one of the best shows ever, but I discovered today that for this new season they have 2 new presenters: Not Trinny and Not Susannah. While I'm terribly upset, I figure they at least have to be better than these two.

2. Speaking of (or hyperlinking of) those two , I accidentally came across a new show called Shut Up! It's Stacey London. Why would you watch a show called that? Here is the description from the TLC website: "Shut Up! It’s Stacy London is an "as-live" hour long Friday night chat show. Like Stacy, it’s sassy, stylish, inspirational, cool and a little bit naughty. It is the perfect Friday night cocktail!"

3. Enough of the complaining... I am loving this new show called Raines. I am pretty sure that it is mostly because I am so in love with Jeff Goldblum.



4. Did anybody see Lost 2 weeks ago - March 28? That was like the best episode of any show ever. (That was the lamest portion of a blog entry ever)

5. It sounds like I watch a lot of TV. Maybe I do, but through the magic of Tivo, I don't have to watch any commercials! However, last week while T was fast-forwarding through some commercials, something caught my eye and I rewound it to find this piece of temporary public art by Marc Quinn as the backdrop of a guy on a cellphone in a commercial for Cisco (no, not Sysco the food delivery company, or the rapper Sisqo).


The sculpture is called Allison Lapper Pregnant, and is part of the Fourth Plinth project in Trafalgar Square in London. I just thought it was odd that it was in a commercial. I checked to see if any of the funding came from Cisco Systems but didn't see any mention of them, but did see that FedEx is a sponsor of the Fourth Plinth project. Go FedEx! I also had to google the rapper Sisqo, and I felt really white when I initially typed in "cisco rapper".

6. Speaking of all things British, I seem to be able to watch shows on BBC America that I would not watch if they were on plain ol' American TV, because of the accents. Shows like How Clean is Your House or How Not To Decorate would just get on my nerves with American accents, but put British folks in there and I'm all over it.

7. Speaking of commercials, if I did watch them I'd like to see this one - it sounds funny.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Leave My Sister Alone!

Here is a list of additional comments that my pregnant sister has received since the ones last week. She says she might stop going out in public.

6. In CVS – “You’re not going to have that baby in here are you?!?!”
7. At Blimpies – “When are you due? In May?!?! That’s going to be a BIG baby!”
8. At the Salon – (In Katherine's words) This woman was the worst ever. She was just relentless.
W: When are you due? Any minute now?(another woman sitting there starts laughing so hard it sounds like she’s cackling.)
Me: No. In May. (I answered her slowly and deliberately)
W: OH? So you still have 4 more weeks??
Me: No, I have 7 more weeks.
W: Oh wow! Is it just one baby in there or two?
Me: (already I have my phone out texting Elizabeth what this woman is saying but I look up to say:) One.

People, please think before you speak. Sheeeeesh.

Monday, April 2, 2007

My 6 Favorite Elvis Costello Albums

*Get Happy!!
*My Aim is True
*Blood & Chocolate
*When I Was Cruel
*Spike
*Punch the Clock